Lone Star: Call me idiot, not you captain – I mean, you know what I mean.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
Col. Sandurz: It’s Megamaid. She’s gone from suck to blow.
Princess Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I’m a Mog – half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.
Dark Helmet: Yogurt! I hate Yogurt – especially with strawberries!
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!