It's Megamaid. She's gone from suck to blow.
Col. Sandurz
- Director
- Mel Brooks
- Cast
- Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Daphne Zuniga, Dick Van Patten, Joan Rivers
- Year
- 1987
- Runtime
- 96 min
- Genres
- science fiction comedy, adventure film, parody film
- Country
- United States
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-09
Prepare ship for light speed!
Col. Sandurz
Boy, I bet she gives good helmet.
Dark Helmet
Come back you fat bearded bitch!
Dark Helmet
I am your father's son's uncle's newphew's cousin's former roommate.
Dark Helmet
Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet
Yogurt! I hate Yogurt - especially with strawberries!
Dark Helmet
That is my virgin alarm, it goes off before you do!
Dot
Barf...Barf...Barf...
Lonestar
Call me idiot, not you captain - I mean, you know what I mean.
Lone Star
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!
Minister
I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Princess Vespa
What are you?
Princess Vespa
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Spaceball Officer
Agg ugg kaa kack ummph.
Yogurt
Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs: the T-shirt, Spaceballs: the coloring book, Spaceballs: the lunch box, Spaceballs: the breakfast cereal, Spaceballs: the flamethrower--the kids love this one--last but not least, Spaceballs: the doll.
Yogurt