Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
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Lone Star: Call me idiot, not you captain – I mean, you know what I mean.
Dark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Dot: That is my virgin alarm, it goes off before you do!
Yogurt: Agg ugg kaa kack ummph.
Lone Star: You can read it?
Yogurt: No, I am just clearing my throat.
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.