Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
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Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to…ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we’ve never gone that fast before. I don’t know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What’s the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Col. Sandurz: It’s Megamaid. She’s gone from suck to blow.
Princess Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I’m a Mog – half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.
Dark Helmet: Yogurt! I hate Yogurt – especially with strawberries!
Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!