Col. Sandurz: It’s Megamaid. She’s gone from suck to blow.

Share with your friends

More from Spaceballs

Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

Princess Vespa: What are you?
Barf: I’m a Mog – half-man, half-dog. I’m my own best friend.

Dark Helmet: Yogurt! I hate Yogurt – especially with strawberries!

Minister: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness Princess Vespa, daughter of King Roland going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door!

Sandurz: Sir, you’re needed on the bridge.
Dark Helmet: Knock, next time! Knock! Did you see anything?
Sandurz: No sir. I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again.