Dark Helmet: Boy, I bet she gives good helmet.
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Yogurt: Agg ugg kaa kack ummph.
Lone Star: You can read it?
Yogurt: No, I am just clearing my throat.
Dark Helmet: Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Col. Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Col. Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes, we’re gonna have to go right to…ludicrous speed!
Col. Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we’ve never gone that fast before. I don’t know if the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What’s the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?
Spaceball Officer: You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!
Col. Sandurz: It’s Megamaid. She’s gone from suck to blow.