A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
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Han: Ten thousand, all in advance.
Luke: Ten thousand! We can almost buy our own ship for that.
Han: But who’s going to fly it, kid? You?
Han: We’ve got to find out which cell this princess of yours is in. Here it is … cell twenty-one-eight-seven. You go and get her. I’ll hold them here.
(Luke runs down corridor, Han speaks to buzzing comlink)
Han: Everything is under control. Situation Normal.
Intercom voice: What happened?
Han: Uh…had a slight weapons malfunction. But, eh everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
Intercom voice: We’re sending a squad up.
Han: Uh,uh, negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak…very dangerous.
Intercom voice Who is this? What’s your operating number?
(Han blasts the comlink)
Han: Boring conversation anyways. Luke! We’re going to have company!
Han: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don’t know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life.
Obi Wan Kenobi: In my experience, there’s no such thing as luck.