Obi Wan Kenobi: Who’s more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
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Han: We’ve got to find out which cell this princess of yours is in. Here it is … cell twenty-one-eight-seven. You go and get her. I’ll hold them here.
(Luke runs down corridor, Han speaks to buzzing comlink)
Han: Everything is under control. Situation Normal.
Intercom voice: What happened?
Han: Uh…had a slight weapons malfunction. But, eh everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?
Intercom voice: We’re sending a squad up.
Han: Uh,uh, negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak…very dangerous.
Intercom voice Who is this? What’s your operating number?
(Han blasts the comlink)
Han: Boring conversation anyways. Luke! We’re going to have company!
Han: Ten thousand, all in advance.
Luke: Ten thousand! We can almost buy our own ship for that.
Han: But who’s going to fly it, kid? You?
Leia: Governor Tarkin, I should’ve expected to find you holding Vader’s leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Grand Moff Tarkin: Charming to the last. You don’t know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life.
Han: Let him have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir. Nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han: That’s cause a droid don’t pull people’s arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
Luke: You don’t believe in the Force, do you?
Han: Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There’s no mystical energy field controls my destiny! It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.