Sammy: I’d rather eat dirt!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Ouiser: He’s a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I’m not crazy, I’ve just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!
Nancy (referring to Shelby’s new husband): That Jackson is one big hangin’ man.
Shelby: Yes, I know.
Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
M’lynn (in reference to the pink and pink decorations at the wedding): The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.