Sammy: I’d rather eat dirt!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don’t have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!
Truvy: I’m just screamin’ at my husband; I can do that any time.
Clairee Belcher: They were both high. They’d been smokin’ everything but their shoes.
Ouiser: He’s a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
Ouiser Boudreaux: I’m not crazy, I’ve just been a very bad mood for the last 40 years!