Ouiser: He’s a real gentleman, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Nancy (referring to Shelby’s new husband): That Jackson is one big hangin’ man.
Shelby: Yes, I know.
Clairee Belcher: The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
M’lynn (in reference to the pink and pink decorations at the wedding): The sanctuary looks like its been hosed down with Pepto Bismol.
Shelby: I would rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
Clairee: I’ve just been to the dedication of the new children’s park.
Truvy: Yeah, how did that go?
Clairee: Janice Van Meter got hit with a baseball. It was fabulous.
Truvy: Was she hurt?
Clairee: I doubt it. She got hit in the head.