Strange Brew

Quotations

Doug McKenzie: If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.

Claude Elsinore: And I’d like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge: Would you please explain for the court “time coding.”
Claude Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don’t know what it is, it doesn’t mean I’m lying.

Bob MacKenzie: There wasn’t much to do. All the bowling alleys had been wrecked. So’s I spent most of my time looking for beer.

Doug McKenzie: I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob.
Bob McKenzie: He saw Jedi 17 times, eh!

Doug McKenzie: The power of the force has stopped you, you hosers!