captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Jake: How can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce!
Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don’t you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
Jake: Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?
Melanie: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
Melanie Carmichael: You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.
Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby… In a bar.