Melanie Carmichael: Look at you, you have a baby… In a bar.
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Bobby Ray: What’d I ever do to you?
Melanie Carmichael: Oh, you didn’t do anything to me, darlin’… or any other girl in town!
Bobby Ray: You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can’t take the honky tonk out of the girl.
Jake: How can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce!
Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don’t you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
Jake: Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?
Melanie: So I can kiss you anytime I want.