Jake: Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.
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Jake: How can I help you?
Melanie: Well, for starters you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce!
Mayor Kate Hennings: Why don’t you go back to your double-wide and fry something?
Jake: Why would you want to marry me for anyhow?
Melanie: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
Melanie: The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.
Melanie Carmichael: You’re the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.