Lindsey: Virgil, turn on your side.
Bud: When it comes to the safety of these people, there’s me and then there’s God, understand?
Lindsey: This was maybe not such a good idea!
Lindsey: These guys are about as fun as a tax audit.
Lindsey: We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.
Finler: Good luck.
Lindsey: Luck is not a factor.
Bud: Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy.
Hippy: Everything is.
Lt. Coffey: It went straight for the warhead, and they think it’s cute!
Lindsey: So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water tentacle.
Lindsey: Hippy, do me a favor and stay off my side.