Bernadette: That’s just what this country needs: a cock in a frock on a rock.
Felicia: That’ll teach you to take on the high school boys snap champion.
Adam/Felicia: Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
Marion: Stop wearing out that mirror!
Felicia: Do you know why the cable on this microphone is long? So that it’s easy to retrieve when I shove it up your arse!