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Sheperd: Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish.
Janie: Yes, sir.
Sheperd: Janie, I was kidding.
Janie: Of course, sir.
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Sheperd: She’s questioning your loyalty.
Lewis: Hell, I question it all the time.
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Lewis: I don’t drink coffee.
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