Sheperd: We had a nice couple of minutes together. She threatened me and I patronized her and we didn’t have anything to eat, but I thought there was a connection. She didn’t say anything about me?
A.J.: Well, no, but I could pass her a note before study hall.
Sheperd: Tell me this: Hypothetically, what would happen–
A.J.: I feel a nightmare coming on.

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Sheperd: I’m calling the Organization of the United Brotherhood of It’s-None-of-Your-Damn-Business, Lewis. I’ll be with you in a minute.

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Sheperd: Brutus and Cassius? They want me to get into the character debate and mix it up.
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Sheperd: Sydney says you guys are really stupid.
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Sheperd: She’s questioning your loyalty.
Lewis: Hell, I question it all the time.

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Janie: Yes, sir.
Sheperd: Janie, I was kidding.
Janie: Of course, sir.

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Sheperd: Yeah, well, when you put it that way, it doesn’t sound that great to me either.

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