captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.
Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood Blues: No, ma’am. We’re musicians.
Elwood Blues: We’re on a mission from God.
Elwood Blues: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.