Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, IT’LL BE ANARCHY!
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Andrew: Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
John Bender: So it’s sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
Bender: You lost?
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other? Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?