Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, IT’LL BE ANARCHY!
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Andrew: We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
Bender: Claire is a fat chick’s name.
Andrew: I’ve seen her dehydrated sir, its pretty gross.
Andrew: Two hits, me hitting you, you hitting the floor.
John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.