Bender: Claire is a fat chick’s name.
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Alison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares.
Alison: I care.
Bender: Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Andrew: We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
Bender: How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, IT’LL BE ANARCHY!
Andrew: I’ve seen her dehydrated sir, its pretty gross.