John Bender: Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.
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Bender: Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian: No, Mr. Johnson.
Richard Vernon: The next time I have to come in here I’m crackin’ skulls.
Bender: I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Bender: I wanna be an airborne ranger, I wanna be put in danger.
Brian: The problem is, women can’t hold they smoke!