The Court Jester

Quotations

Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right, but there’s been a change. They broke the chalice from the palace.
Hawkins: They broke the chalice from the palace?!
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

King Roderick: I am the king. If it pleases me, you will marry Griswold.
Princess: If it pleases you so much, you marry Griswold.

Hawkins: Uh y-yes… (Her fingers to his lips) child, have you seen a group in the forest?
Jean: (Signs for a while)
Hawkins: Eh she says no.
Guard Captain: What took her so long?
Hawkins: Stutters.

Fergus: I’m Fergus the Ostler.
Hawkins: Whogus the Whatsler?

Hawkins: A jester unemployed is nobody’s fool!