Kate: Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold.

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Kate: What, do you shower once a week?
Doug: Is that an invitation?

Anton: Man and woman together make flower. Douglas, you are stem. Katya, you are petal. Together, we make flower.

Kate: I swear, you let me down and it’ll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back.

Kate: I’m sure I don’t do anything you would find exciting. I don’t open beer bottles with my toes, I don’t sit around and count what’s left of my teeth, hey, I don’t even enjoy a good tractor pull.
Doug: Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys.
Kate: As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend.
Doug: Well there’s a rough gig. What do you do, keep him chained up in the basement?
Kate: Hale at the moment is working in my father’s London office, he’s an MBA – Harvard. You may have heard of it. They do have a hockey team.
Doug: He must be very smart. I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away.