The Last Boy Scout


Milo: Just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Cory: Stick your head in that speaker and you’ll be screaming, “Play that funky music white boy.”
Hallenbeck: The screaming part I believe.

Jimmy: Was that C-4?
Hallenbeck: Either that or one hell of a factory recall.

Hallenbeck: $600?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Hallenbeck: The pants?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: Yes.
Hallenbeck: They don’t, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Hallenbeck: I am very old.

Hallenbeck: The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets.

Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

Jimmy: Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He’d kill everyone and smoke some cigarettes.

Joe: Hey Milo, where you callin’ from? The bottom of the pool?

Joe: What we got is Marcon and Baynard by the nuts…and that my friend is why I love America!