Fozzie (to the band after they painted his Studebaker): I don’t know how to thank you.
Kermit: I don’t know why to thank you.
Kermit the Frog: Well, I have a dream too, but it’s about singing and dancing and making people happy. It’s the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that makes us sort of like a family.
Rowlf the Dog: I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Kermit the Frog: Gee, nice and simple.
Rowlf: Avoid women, that’s my motto.
Kermit: But I can’t.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That’s my trouble.
Doc Hopper: Find me a bear and a frog in a brown Studebaker.
Max: All I see is a bear and a frog in a rainbow Studebaker.
Bernie: I’ve got to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.
Statler: Well, how do you like the film?
Waldorf: I’ve seen detergents that leave a better film than this.
Waiter: Sparkling Muscatel. One of the finest wines of Idaho.
Fozzie: A bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker.
Gonzo: I’m going to Bombay, India, to become a movie star!
Fozzie: You don’t go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we’re going:Hollywood!
Gonzo: Sure, if you want to do it the easy way!
Kermit: Bear left!
Kermit: Bear left! Bear left!
Fozzie: Right, frog!
German Scientist: We are going to perform an electronic cerebractomy.
Doc Hopper: A what?
German Scientist: An electronic cerebractomy! It’s something so sensational, you’ll have to hold on to your hat…Look, when a German scientist says hold on to your hat, he isn’t making casual conversation, he means hold on to your hat. Hat! Hold!