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Fozzie (to the band after they painted his Studebaker): I don’t know how to thank you.
Kermit: I don’t know why to thank you.
Kermit the Frog: Well, I have a dream too, but it’s about singing and dancing and making people happy. It’s the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that makes us sort of like a family.
Rowlf the Dog: I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Kermit the Frog: Gee, nice and simple.
Rowlf: Avoid women, that’s my motto.
Kermit: But I can’t.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That’s my trouble.
Bernie: I’ve got to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.
Statler: Well, how do you like the film?
Waldorf: I’ve seen detergents that leave a better film than this.