captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
German Scientist: We are going to perform an electronic cerebractomy.
Doc Hopper: A what?
German Scientist: An electronic cerebractomy! It’s something so sensational, you’ll have to hold on to your hat…Look, when a German scientist says hold on to your hat, he isn’t making casual conversation, he means hold on to your hat. Hat! Hold!
Fozzie (to the band after they painted his Studebaker): I don’t know how to thank you.
Kermit: I don’t know why to thank you.
Kermit the Frog: Well, I have a dream too, but it’s about singing and dancing and making people happy. It’s the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that makes us sort of like a family.
Rowlf the Dog: I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
Kermit the Frog: Gee, nice and simple.
Rowlf: Avoid women, that’s my motto.
Kermit: But I can’t.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That’s my trouble.
Bernie: I’ve got to catch a plane.
Kermit the Frog: With that tongue? No way.