Sidney: If I wasn’t happily married and you weren’t my wife’s stepsister I’d have an affair with you in a second!
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Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you’re the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven’t practiced for a while.
Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
Nina: Don’t open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!
Nina: I like guys a lot, but I’m not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn’t see things the way I do… I mean do you really need this guy?
Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.