Rodney Fraser: One shouldn’t be too hard on oneself when the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
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Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.
Rodney: Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right as you come to the middle of it.
Sidney: If I wasn’t happily married and you weren’t my wife’s stepsister I’d have an affair with you in a second!
Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you’re the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven’t practiced for a while.
Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.