Oscar Madison: Look at this. You’re the only man in the world with clenched hair.
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Oscar Madison: Life goes on, even for those of us who are divorced, broke, and sloppy.
Oscar Madison: Don’t threaten me with jail, Blanche, because it’s not a threat. With my expenses and my alimony, a prisoner takes home more pay than I do.
Oscar Madison: Murray, lend me twenty dollars or I’ll call your wife and tell her you’re in Central Park wearing a dress.
Felix Ungar: I’m a neurotic nut, but you’re crazy!
Roy: His fridge had been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn’t in the bottle!