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Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I’m swamped!
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, you haven’t got anything.
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Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had?
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Westley: Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin’ da castle!
Buttercup: You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Vizzini: Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night… in… eel-infested waters…