You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.
Buttercup
- Director
- Rob Reiner
- Cast
- Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, André the Giant, Chris Sarandon, Christopher Guest
- Year
- 1987
- Runtime
- 94 min
- Genres
- romantic comedy film, fantasy film, pirate film
- Countries
- United States, Australia
Facts: Wikidata (CC0), as of 2026-07-08
William Goldman's fairy tale was a modest box-office performer in 1987 and became a canonical quote-machine on home video. 'As you wish', 'Inconceivable!', and Inigo Montoya's rehearsed vengeance speech are all constructed as repeatable formulas -- the film teaches you its catchphrases by repeating them until the audience joins in. Mandy Patinkin has said the Montoya speech is the line strangers say to him most, every single day.
Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, that's going to get you in trouble someday.
Count Rugen
Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengence, that's going to get you in trouble someday.
Count Rugen
Is this a kissing book?
Grandson
Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Inigo Montoya
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
Inigo Montoya
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Inigo Montoya
Have fun stormin' da castle!
Miracle Max
Whew-hoo, look who knows so much. This man is only MOSTLY dead, see there's a difference between mostly dead, and all dead.
Miracle Max
Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!"
Vizzini
Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...
Vizzini
Ha! Your pig fiance is too late!
Wesley
As you wish.
Westley
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.
Westley
Life is pain, Highness! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
Westley
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.
Westley
We are men of action; lies do not become us.
Westley