Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
Vizzini: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”
Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King’s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!
Buttercup: You mocked me once. Never do it again!
Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valerie: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! And after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!
Westley: There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. ‘Twould be a pity to damage yours.
The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?
Grandpa: As you wish.
Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Westley: Oh no. It’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
Count Rugen: Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that’s the worst thing I ever heard…how marvelous.
Minister: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today.
Count Rugen: Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, that’s going to get you in trouble someday.