Hotel Barber: I didn’t see you throw the guy off the balcony. I just want to know if you like your haircut.
John Mason: I’m fed up saving your ass. I’m amazed you made it past puberty.
Stanley Goodspeed: Well, I’m one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.
Goodspeed: I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you boy. I’d take pleasure… in guttin’ you… boy. I’d… take… pleasure… in guttin’ you… boy.