Larry Donner: The night was hot, wait no, the night, the night was humid. The night was humid, no wait, hot, hot. The night was hot. The night was hot and wet, wet and hot. The night was wet and hot, hot and wet, wet and hot; that’s humid. The night was humid.
Larry Donner: The night was dry, yet it was raining.
Mrs. Lift: Who the Hell are you?
Larry Donner: I’m Owen’s friend.
Mrs. Lift: Owen doesn’t have a friend.
Larry Donner: That’s because he’s shy.
Mrs. Lift: No, he’s not; he’s fat and he’s stupid.
Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don’t you “In a minute, Momma” me! Get off your fat little ass or I’ll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don’t burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.
Momma: He’s trying to kill me! I asked for the salted nuts. He brought me the unsalted nuts. The unsalted nuts make me choke!
Larry: One little murder and you are Jack the Ripper.
Owen: You mean if someone ruins you permanently then you can murder them.
Larry: Correct, which brings me to my next point, the motive you have to eliminate it.
Owen: Eliminate the motive.
Larry: Correct, I’ll give you an example, my ex-wife I hate her guts right?
Owen: Oh yeah I overheard you in the caffeteria sh..she really ruined you.
Larry: Yes she did, and I hate her with a passion Owen but I would never murder her.
Owen: You’d get caught!
Larry: Absoloutely right. I would get caught because I have a motive and people know that.
Owen: I got a similar problem with my momma.
Larry: Well look at this Owen this is amazing, you and I have something in common.
Owen: We do?