Momma: Owen! Food!
Owen: In a minute, Momma.
Momma: Don’t you “In a minute, Momma” me! Get off your fat little ass or I’ll break it for you! I want two soft boiled eggs, white toast, and some of that grape jelly god damn it! And don’t burn the toast!
Owen: Kill her, Larry.

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Owen: You mean if someone ruins you permanently then you can murder them.
Larry: Correct, which brings me to my next point, the motive you have to eliminate it.
Owen: Eliminate the motive.
Larry: Correct, I’ll give you an example, my ex-wife I hate her guts right?
Owen: Oh yeah I overheard you in the caffeteria sh..she really ruined you.
Larry: Yes she did, and I hate her with a passion Owen but I would never murder her.
Owen: You’d get caught!
Larry: Absoloutely right. I would get caught because I have a motive and people know that.
Owen: I got a similar problem with my momma.
Larry: Well look at this Owen this is amazing, you and I have something in common.
Owen: We do?