Sandy: Boy, you must really think I’m stupid or something.
Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.
Sandy: I’m going to feel this way until I don’t feel this way anymore.
Michael Dorsey: Are you saying that no one in New York will work with me?
George Fields: No, no, that’s too limited…no one in Hollywood wants to work with you either.
Sandy: Michael, are you gay?
Michael Dorsey: In what sense?
George Fields: You are psychotic!
Michael Dorsay: No, I’m not, I’m employed.