Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash!
Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Air Boss Johnson: That’s a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Goose: No, boys. There’s two “O”s in Goose.
Slider: Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav?
Maverick: Hey, Slider. You stink!
Slider: No points for second place.
Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Stinger: Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! you don’t own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash. You’ve been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral’s daughter!
Goose: Penny Benjamin?
Jester: That was some of the best flying I’ve seen to date – right up to the part where you got killed.
Carole: Take me to bed, or lose me forever.
I feel the need, the need for speed!