Tom Chaney: Everything happens to me! Now I’m shot by a child!
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Maddie: You’re trying to take advantage of me.
Rooster: I’m giving you my children’s rates.
LaBouef: A little earlier I gave some thought to stealing a kiss from you, although you are very young. And you’re unattractive to boot. Now I’m of a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Maddie: Well one would be as unpleasant as the other.
Stonehill: You’re a damned nuisance! Lawyer Daggett! Lawyer Daggett! Who is this famous pleader whose name I was happily ignorant of ten minutes ago?
Maddie: Have you ever heard of the Great Arkansas River, Vicksburg and Gulf Steamship Company?
Stonehill: I have done business with the GAV&G.
Maddie: Well, he was the one that forced them into receivership. They tried to mess with him.
Rooster: Lawyer Daggett again!
LaBouef: She draws him like a gun.
Maddie: You are too old and fat to be jumping fences.
Rooster: Well, come see a fat old man some time!