Uncle Buck

Quotations

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Ha ha.
Buck: Hee hee hee. Ever hear of a ritual killing?

Marcie Dahlgren-Frost: Marcie Dahlgren-Frost. Dahlgren is my maiden name, Frost is my married name. I’m single again, but I never bothered to remove the Frost. And I get compliments on the hyphen.

Buck Russell: I don’t think I want to know a six year old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously.

Buck: Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

Miles: Where do you live?
Buck: In the city.
Miles: You have a house?
Buck: Apartment.
Miles: Own or rent?
Buck: Rent.
Miles: What do you do for a living?
Buck: Lots of things.
Miles: Where’s your office?
Buck: I don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: I don’t need one.
Miles: Where’s your wife?
Buck: Don’t have one.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its a long story.
Miles: You have kids?
Buck: No I don’t.
Miles: How come?
Buck: Its an even longer story.
Miles: Are you my dad’s brother?
Buck: Whats your record for consecutive questions asked?
Miles: 38.
Buck: I’m your dads brother all right.
Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
Buck: How nice of you to notice.
Miles: I’m a kid, that’s my job.