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Wayne Campbell: Hi. My name is Wayne Cambell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago—excellent! I have had plenty of Joe jobs, nothing I would call a career or anything. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets. Yes, I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But I have this awesome cable access show, and I still know how to party. Ahh, the mirth-mobile.
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Wayne Campbell: I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.
Wayne, Garth: We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!
Wayne: Cassandra, I know I don’t have his looks, I know I don’t have his car, and I know that sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in the back of my jaw…
Cassandra: Just shut your yap, and get in the car!
Wayne: I do have one plan. (opens a door)
Garth:Whoa, what are you going to do with these guys!
Wayne: Nothing really, I just always wanted to open a door to a bunch of people who are getting trained like in James Bond movies.