Riff: (singing) When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way!
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Tony: You’re not making a joke…
Maria: I have not yet learned how to joke that way. I don’t think now I ever will.
Ice: (singing) Play it cool boy, real cool.
Tony: Well end your suffering little man. Why don’t you pack up your gear and clear out of here?
Maria: My brother is a silly watchdog!
Bernardo: Ah, my sister is a precious jewel!
Anita: What am I, cut glass?
Riff: Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you.