Jerry: You’re born into a family. You do not join them like you do the Marines.
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Peter: It took a coma to wake me up.
Peter: You remind me of someone.. it must be you!
Joe Jr.: O.K., Lucy, it’s either me or him!
Joe Jr.: You don’t have to answer right away.
Elsie: I don’t drink anymore… I don’t drink any less, either!
Elsie: I like Mass better in Latin. It’s nicer when you don’t know what they’re saying.