Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Quotations

Willy Wonka: Don’t you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it’s gum!

Veruca: (singing) I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It’s my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

Willy: Stop, don’t, come back.

Willy Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It’s gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.

Mrs. Teevee: I think I’m going to be sick.
Wonka: Here, try one of these.
Mrs. Teevee: What are they?
Wonka: Rainbow drops, suck ’em and you can spit in 7 different colors.
Veruca: (picking her nose) Spitting’s a dirty habit.
Wonka: I know a worse one.

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That’s 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain. Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
The tinker was quoting a poem by William Allingham

Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain. Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
The tinker was quoting a poem by William Allingham

Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

Mr. Turkentine: I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.

Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.

Willy Wonka: Next time, try to open your mouth a little wider when you speak.

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don’t know! You don’t know because only I know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you–and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Willy Wonka:
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
Or which way the river’s flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they’re certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing!

Willy Wonka: (singing) There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.

Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink… yet.

Willy Wonka: (singing) If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There’s nothing to it.