Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Quotations

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Mrs. Gloop: My son! He’ll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That’s absurd! Unthinkable!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?!
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow rooom! It goes to the fudge room!
Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man!

Willy Wonka: Buttons, buttons, whose got the button?

Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

Willy Wonka: And Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he’d ever wished for.
Charlie: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

Sam Beauregarde: Don’t talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They’re strictly for suckers.

Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Grandpa Joe: If she’s a lady, then I’m a Vermicious Knid!

Willy Wonka: Don’t you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it’s gum!

Veruca: (singing) I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It’s my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

Willy: Stop, don’t, come back.

Willy Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It’s gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.

Mrs. Teevee: I think I’m going to be sick.
Wonka: Here, try one of these.
Mrs. Teevee: What are they?
Wonka: Rainbow drops, suck ’em and you can spit in 7 different colors.
Veruca: (picking her nose) Spitting’s a dirty habit.
Wonka: I know a worse one.

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That’s 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain. Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
The tinker was quoting a poem by William Allingham

Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain. Down the rushy glen, We daren't go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
The tinker was quoting a poem by William Allingham

Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

Mr. Turkentine: I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.

Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.