Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Quotations

Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.

Violet Beauregard: What is this, some kind of freak out?

Charlie: What was that we just went through?
Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that’s Wonkawash spelled backwards.

Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Mrs. Gloop: My son! He’ll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That’s absurd! Unthinkable!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?!
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow rooom! It goes to the fudge room!
Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man!

Willy Wonka: Buttons, buttons, whose got the button?

Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

Willy Wonka: And Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he’d ever wished for.
Charlie: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

Sam Beauregarde: Don’t talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They’re strictly for suckers.

Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Grandpa Joe: If she’s a lady, then I’m a Vermicious Knid!

Willy Wonka: Don’t you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it’s gum!

Veruca: (singing) I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It’s my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

Willy: Stop, don’t, come back.

Willy Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It’s gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.

Mrs. Teevee: I think I’m going to be sick.
Wonka: Here, try one of these.
Mrs. Teevee: What are they?
Wonka: Rainbow drops, suck ’em and you can spit in 7 different colors.
Veruca: (picking her nose) Spitting’s a dirty habit.
Wonka: I know a worse one.

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That’s 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet!