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Willy Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It’s gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.

Mrs. Teevee: I think I’m going to be sick.
Wonka: Here, try one of these.
Mrs. Teevee: What are they?
Wonka: Rainbow drops, suck ’em and you can spit in 7 different colors.
Veruca: (picking her nose) Spitting’s a dirty habit.
Wonka: I know a worse one.

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Mrs. Teevee: That’s 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.