Willy Wonka: I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
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Mr. Turkentine: I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.
Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall.
Willy Wonka: Next time, try to open your mouth a little wider when you speak.
Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.