Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn’t have invented roller-skates.
Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.
Violet Beauregard: What is this, some kind of freak out?
Charlie: What was that we just went through?
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Wonka: No, that’s Wonkawash spelled backwards.
Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.
Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?
Mrs. Gloop: My son! He’ll be made into marshmallows in five seconds!
Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady! That’s absurd! Unthinkable!
Mrs. Gloop: Why?!
Wonka: Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow rooom! It goes to the fudge room!
Mrs. Gloop: You terrible man!
Willy Wonka: Buttons, buttons, whose got the button?
Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
Willy Wonka: And Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he’d ever wished for.
Charlie: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Sam Beauregarde: Don’t talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They’re strictly for suckers.
Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.
Grandpa Joe: If she’s a lady, then I’m a Vermicious Knid!