Simon: Women. Ain’t they perfect?
Monty: Not always.
Simon: Yes, they are, they’re perfect. Don’t matter if they’re skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it’s the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.
Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser?
Simon: Winners forget they’re in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard.