Professor X: Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here, and you’ll spend the rest of your days under the belief that you’re a six year old girl.
Wolverine: You’d do that?
Professor X: I’d have Jean braid your hair.
Professor X: Mutants. Since the discovery of their existence they have been regarded with fear, suspicion, often hatred. Across the planet, debate rages. Are mutants the next link in the evolutionary chain… or simply a new species of humanity fighting for their share of the world? Either way, it is a historical fact: Sharing the world has never been humanity’s defining attribute.
Wolverine: She’s good.
Magneto: You have no idea.
Wolverine: Got any beer?
Bobby: This is a school.
Wolverine: So that’s a no?
Bobby: Yeah, that’s a no.
Wolverine: Well, do you have anything other than chocolate milk?
Nightcrawler: You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn’t hate them. I pitied them. Do you know why? Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.
Storm: Well, I gave up on pity a long time ago.
Nightcrawler: Someone so beautiful should not be so angry.
Storm: Sometimes anger can help you survive.
Nightcrawler: So can faith.
Mrs. Madeline Drake: Have you ever tried… not being a mutant?
Rogue: Logan, come on. Let’s go.
Wolverine: Go, I’ll be fine!
Rogue: But we won’t.
Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I’m the worst one.
President McKenna: How did you get these?
Professor X: Well, let’s just say I know a little girl who can walk through walls.
Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.
Mystique: Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn’t have to.
Nightcrawler: Guten tag.
Wolverine: Who the hell are you? Who the hell is this?
Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner. But in the Munich circus, I was known as The Incredible Nightcrawler!
Wolverine: Yeah, save it.
Dr. Jean Grey: Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward.
William Drake: What exactly are you a professor of, Professor Logan?
Storm: So… What are they?
Nightcrawler: They’re angelic symbols, passed on to mankind by the archangel Gabriel.
Storm: They’re beautiful. How many do you have?
Nightcrawler: One for every sin. So quite a few.
Dr. Jean Grey: Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don’t bring him home… they marry the good guy.
Wolverine: I can be the good guy.
Dr. Jean Grey: Logan, the good guy sticks around.